{"product_id":"too-old-to-fight-tee","title":"Too Old To Fight Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe funny tee he'll actually wear, and the one everybody asks about.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed oversized fit, roomy through the chest and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight, breathable polyester that stays comfortable all day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold front print: \"Too old to fight, too slow to run, but I can still shoot pretty darn good\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, short sleeves, easy machine wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift ready: add a message at checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrom \"What do I even get him?\" to the gift that gets the biggest laugh\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1. Pick his size.\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose the color and size with our size guide. The fit is relaxed and oversized, so it is forgiving when you are shopping for someone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2. We print and ship.\u003c\/strong\u003e Your order is prepared and sent with tracking. You get an email as soon as it is on its way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3. He opens it and laughs.\u003c\/strong\u003e The slogan does the talking. Dad, husband, grandpa or your best friend: it is the shirt they wear on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy he'll actually wear it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA gift with personality\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost gifts for men are safe and forgettable. This one has a joke he will quote for years. It works for birthdays, Father's Day, retirement, Christmas or just because. It is especially good for the man who says he wants nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eComfortable enough to become his favorite\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe relaxed oversized cut gives room to move and does not cling. The lightweight, breathable fabric suits hot days, and it layers easily under a jacket or an open shirt. Casual streetwear that looks good at the barbecue, at the game or on a weekend errand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLightweight, breathable fabric\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt is made of polyester, a light and smooth fabric that dries fast and feels soft against the skin. It has a classic crew neck and short sleeves, cut in a relaxed oversized shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA size guide you can trust\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fit is oversized and roomy. If he likes a closer fit, order one size down. Not sure? Pick his usual size and enjoy the relaxed look. Measure a shirt he already loves and compare it with the size chart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's included\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1 printed T-shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e in your chosen color and size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront print:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Too old to fight, too slow to run, but I can still shoot pretty darn good\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e polyester, lightweight and breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low, do not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e tracked delivery, with a tracking link by email once your order ships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e see our return policy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eOur promise to you\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLove it or return it.\u003c\/strong\u003e If it is not right, contact us and we will guide you through the return.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTracked shipping.\u003c\/strong\u003e You get a tracking number by email as soon as your order leaves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReal people, real help.\u003c\/strong\u003e Questions? Reach us through our Contact page and a real person will reply.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eQuestions, answered\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdetails open\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe fit is relaxed and oversized. Order your usual size for a roomy look, or one size down for a closer fit. Check the size guide before you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is made of lightweight, breathable polyester with a classic crew neck and short sleeves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. It is a funny, easy gift for a dad, husband, grandpa, brother or friend. Choose the size with the size guide and add a gift message at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I add a gift message?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. Add your message in the order notes at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I personalize it with a name or a birth year?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot for now. This design is available exactly as shown.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrders are prepared quickly and shipped with tracking. 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Avoid ironing directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the shirt for men only?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is listed as a men's shirt with a relaxed oversized cut. Many women like the fit too: choose your usual size for oversized, one size down for regular.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs my payment secure?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. 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