Too Old To Fight Tee
Too Old To Fight Tee
A GIFT THAT GETS THE LAUGH
The Too Old To Fight Tee puts a joke he will quote for years on a relaxed oversized fit that feels good all day.
Some days his knees remind him he can't run anymore and the young guys get a little too confident. This shirt reminds him he's still the one they should worry about
Customize your tee:
- Tracked shipping. Tracking link by email once it ships.
- Love it or return it. See our return policy.
- Gift ready. Add a message at checkout.
From 'What do I even get him?' to the gift that gets the biggest laugh.
Pick his size
Choose the color and size with our size guide. The fit is relaxed and oversized, so it is forgiving when you are shopping for someone else.
We print and ship
Your order is prepared and sent with tracking. You get an email as soon as it is on its way.
He opens it and laughs
The slogan does the talking. Dad, husband, grandpa or your best friend: it is the shirt they wear on purpose.
Why he'll actually wear it.
A gift with personality.
Most gifts for men are safe and forgettable. This one has a joke he will quote for years. It works for birthdays, Father's Day, retirement, Christmas or just because. It is especially good for the man who says he wants nothing.
Comfortable enough to become his favorite.
The relaxed oversized cut gives room to move and does not cling. The lightweight, breathable fabric suits hot days, and it layers easily under a jacket or an open shirt. Casual streetwear that looks good at the barbecue, at the game or on a weekend errand.
Simple to wear, easy to get right.
Lightweight, breathable fabric.
The shirt is made of polyester, a light and smooth fabric that dries fast and feels soft against the skin. It has a classic crew neck and short sleeves, cut in a relaxed oversized shape.
Made just for him.
The front gets personalized with his birth year, so this isn't just another funny shirt, it's his. One more thing he can show off right alongside the joke on the back.
What's included
Everything you need to know before you order.
- 1 printed T-shirt in your chosen color and size
- Back print: Too old to fight, too slow to run, but I can still shoot pretty darn good
- Fabric: polyester, lightweight and breathable
- Care: machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low, do not bleach
- Shipping: tracked delivery, with a tracking link by email once your order ships
- Returns: see our return policy
Our promise to you.
Love it or return it.
If it is not right, contact us and we will guide you through the return.
Tracked shipping.
You get a tracking number by email as soon as your order leaves.
Real people, real help.
Questions? Reach us through our Contact page and a real person will reply.
Questions, answered.
Does it run true to size?
The fit is relaxed and oversized. Order your usual size for a roomy look, or one size down for a closer fit. Check the size guide before you order.
What is the shirt made of?
It is made of lightweight, breathable polyester with a classic crew neck and short sleeves.
Is it a good gift?
Yes. It is a funny, easy gift for a dad, husband, grandpa, brother or friend. Choose the size with the size guide and add a gift message at checkout.
Can I add a gift message?
Yes. Add your message in the order notes at checkout.
Can I personalize it with a name or a birth year?
Not for now. This design is available exactly as shown.
How long does delivery take?
Orders are prepared quickly and shipped with tracking. You receive the tracking link by email once your order ships.
Do you ship to my country?
We currently ship to the United States. More countries are coming soon.
What if it does not fit or I change my mind?
Contact us and we will guide you through the return. See our return policy for the details.
How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low and do not bleach. Avoid ironing directly on the print.
Is the shirt for men only?
It is listed as a men's shirt with a relaxed oversized cut. Many women like the fit too: choose your usual size for oversized, one size down for regular.
Is my payment secure?
Yes. Checkout is encrypted and we accept all major cards and digital wallets.
Tracked shipping
Every order ships with a tracking link.
Easy returns
Not right? We will guide you through the return.
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Real people, real help
A dedicated team ready to answer your questions.
Give him the shirt he will wear until it becomes a legend.
Funny, comfortable and impossible to forget. Order today and we ship it with tracking.
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